Tiny Squares full of words
“Beer Break” after vintage car show. Conversation: Crazy women
<Have you ever had a girl pretend to be married to you? >NEVER <She wrote a letter to my parents saying that we were married and wanted to know about her new heritage. –
Andres. Scary shit he talks about. You won’t survive. <Nick name the Terror Bitch… I did not give to her. -
<She found this psychology book and underlined everything and put my name beside it. –
<If I was gone for an hour she would send me text, after text, after text. Got worse the longer I was gone.
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We talk futball. Do not! discuss the English losing to the U.S.A.
At Ramon’s bar, “Not usually at a bar with under aged kids,” David says. 11:30 at night. Waiting for Ali, David is really. I’m just co-pilot. Scouts are playing German songs. About 10 girls, the guys finally showed up after Germany beat Turkey. Soccer! Eye of the Tiger plays, GBless Ramon. Girls get cuter with every beer and shot of Snaps we take. The ones at the bar SLAP! each other on the ass. Young, Yes! Attractive… Now they are. 5 beers in. Ass slapping always a turn on b/c you know they like it. And want it.
<What is your cut off age… >I don’t have one. <Well, what is your cut off?... >Virgins. <What if she’s really hot? >Well… <She really wants it and she’s gorgeous. >Okay… only if she gives me a blow job. – He gives a WTF look - <Why?... >B/c… when she tells me o stop b/c it hurt her too much I’ll say, “That’s fine, it’s okay,” I already got mine. – He smiles. And so do I. Ladies’ it’s true!
There are approximately 23 kids scouting. 3 guitarist (classical). Simple chords I notice: G, C, Am7, D
4 girls that are possible potentials
2 of them look really cute
1 out of 4, really really cute. Yet too young really
Hey hey, Ali has arrived. “I think Turkey one.” “They lost,” I say. “Then why are they so happy.” B/c they’re dumb. I don’t mean that, but why else would they be happy.
There are now 37 SCOUTERS. Mostly guys but it’s good. It is so beautiful! Like planting a seed, caring, nurturing, watching it grow, seeing the beauty in the blossom.
Absorbing the sunshine. I absorb their enthusiasm, their beauty, their energy, their joy and happiness. The wonders of the world, the hopeful joy of our next generation. I hope their happiness succeeds our misery! Not necessary our misery but what we should be concentrating on, happiness.
“If you like Brokheim,” techno, warehouse club, hard to get in, they shut all the windows, you lose track of time. >So are your friends hot. <Oh ya. All of them. >WHERE are THEY! <Brokheim! >Well I got to go… See you in two days. – I wish! Another round is on the way. Fuck I’m having a goodtime. The youth are drunk and hugging and a few walk out. I think they’ll be back, probably just smoking.
Ali’s guy quiz
1) Day or Night?
2) Cats or dogs?
3) Top or bottom?
4) Favorite song?
5) Pet Peeve?
6) Worst fear?
7) Worst thing about you?
8) Reason for wanting to date?
9) Salty or sweet?
10) Would you ever go gay?
11) If so, for who?
12) Medical problems?
13) Are you forgetful?
14) Biggest fault about you?
15) Relationship in family?
16) Do you like popcorn?
17) Have you ever been forgetful?
18) Weirdest place for sex?
19) Who do you usually masturbate to?
David got 15 of 19 correct. I got 10 of 19.
My quiz
1) Do you get moody on your periods?
2) How crazy are you?
3) Do you like to give blowjobs?
4) Do you workout/what type of exercise do you like and why?
5) Do you want to get married?
6) Do you want kids?
7) Do you like anal sex? (I don’t)
8) Do you slip a finger in the guy’s ass? (Don’t fucking try it!)
9) Do you watch porn?
10) What job do you have?
11) Do you eat healthy, why or why not?
12) Wine or beer?
13) Want to travel?
14) ARE YOUR PARENTS CRAZY?
15) What’s your best fantasy?
16) What music do you like?
17) What are your favorite movies?
18) Do I have to make a lot of money?
19) Have you had a THREESOME, w/ a guy or girl?
20) Do you do hard drugs?
21) How would you raise your kid/children?
22) Do you have an STD?
23) Have you been married?
24) Do you like sports, which ones?
25) Can you sing?
26) What is your favorite color?
27) If you pass out drunk can I still fuck you?
28) Can you cook?
29) How bendy are you?
30) DO YOU SMOKE CIGARETTES / do you plan on quitting?
31) How long do you take to get ready on average?
32) How much make-up do you wear?
33) HOW BIG ARE YOUR BOOBS?
34) Do you have a college degree, why or why not?
35) DO YOU HAVE A PET?
36) Do you snore?
37) Do you fart in front of your boyfriend when nobody is around?
38) How old would I have to be to date/marry?
39) Favorite color?
40) Tattoos?
41) Conspiracy theories?
42) DO YOU HAVE ANY, ANY CRAZY EX-BOYFRIENDS?
43) Do you dye your hair?
44) How often do you shave your legs/armpits?
45) How tall are you?
46) What is the most you have ever weighed?
We talk about horseback riding. Bad experiences.
There is now a violin. 1:53 at night. The girl playing it is not attractive but hey… whatever. Haha, just looked over at this kid, he is shamammered; red eyes and all. Ali is 31.
<The worst sex ever! We would be having sex and I didn’t know it. He would say, ‘We’re having sex.’ …half hard half soft… - she came home to break up with him but he made all of her favorite dishes. So she tried to make it work. So at the house where she was bird sitting, <we fucked on her rug, and I still have a scar on my knee. But I had to take charge b/c sex was so hard. So I broke up with him after sex.”
10 Scouts left. 2 guys, 8 girls. They are in the moment.
She now talks about guys who had problems getting hard. <The first two times having sex. After that he was sensational.” – The first guy, “skin knee”/fuck rug “just couldn’t get hard.” Back to the other guy now, <He would cum, but wouldn’t go soft after. I mean it would hurt! – Viagra ladies and gentlemen. Now I have personally had extenuating orgasm where I (being a man) could hold my orgasm for an hour or so. But if man’s cock does not go soft after cumming… Viagra.
<I’d probably sit on that Jewish guys lap. >They’re uncircumcised. No wait, I mean circumcised. They started the trend.
We sing Madona. <I had a whole dance routine when I was a kid. –
I say goodbye to Roman, bar owner. “Send me a post card,” he says. Save’em it’s expensive, I know.
Ali is now back @ the flat. Guy on the stairs passed out. I make toast & Marmite w/ butter. She uses the restroom. Means one of two things or both. She has to pee or wash off her vagina. Vagina because pussy sounds…
Saturday 9th, Oct. witnessed a drive-by in David’s flat. I was doing push-ups after my run and stretching my back when I heard what sounded like gun shots. Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! (da da da da). “Those were gunshots,” I say. He looks at me, “Oh really.” I get up look out the balcony. I see rows of cars honking and driving slowly. Then suddenly the last car, black two door: I see a hand stick out the driver side window. Bang! “_” “_” “_” “_” “_.” 6 shots. I saw a silver ring fire come off the barrel of the gun. Pointed across the street towards buildings, in front of the church to the right. The bullets traveled across the walkway/park area then sailed somewhere. WILD!
So… Sin Bar again. I love this place and it hasn’t got old either. 5 minutes after sitting down with a beer and a cigarette Aron and some other band players walk in. He’s wearing a tie and a nice ass belt buckle. The girl unstraps, lays down, unzips, and… pulls out… her base. Aron has his violin. Guy with black and red checkered shirt, vest over it, black pants, with red boarder strip, white converse shoes, and black top thingy hat; guitarist. They are ready to play. Base girl has a great voice. Woman to my left on the couch is wearing horizontal black and white leggings. Her legs look great. Mostly because she is cute, skinny, and… the fact that it’s dark and I really can’t see her legs. Mysterious. Red head joins in with an 8 string tiny guitar. Yukalaly like; we’ve seen her before. Great voice as well.
The room is dimly lit, band is very good and playing 2 meters in front of us. People continue to walk in. “Outstanding,” David applauds. The hot platinum bartender gives them a round of shots on the house. This place is so comforting,, homey, and perfect. I mean there is a Texas flag hanging up on the wall. Everything is candle lit and there is a projector projecting a fire place on the back wall. People are enjoying life here, and so am I. Everybody in here is around my age, some a little older. And the women are Beautiful.
Aron sat down beside me to talk. I offer him a cigarette; he takes one of David’s so he doesn’t have to roll it. <It’s just easier. – He tells me the washing machine he tried to install keeps leaking water. He has a self-realization. <I can’t put it off either…it’s so depressing b/c… - He talks for another minute then excuses himself to the bar where the band divides the money they collected from everybody.
<bye, keep writing. >Bye. – I tell David >Maybe if I lived here I’d shag her. <Really. >Ya, maybe there’s so much more underneath… Her clothes. – He laughs before I said that line. I told him she had a great voice.
Couples make-out right before we head out. Wow! Butt crack at the bar. Blonde guy with dread locks. Lol.
Mauer Park, karaoke park (walk park). Night ended with everybody singing on stage. Awesome! We are now at White trash, an “institution…” Everybody knows white trash! It’s where David got his tattoo. This place is packed! Every table is taken, the tattoo parlor is down stairs. Sign reads, “Prices vary and change depending on customers attitude.” I order the “Elvis Burger,” he gets the “Fuck burger.”
Fuck half past 9, I’m still drunk.
>She looked really good underneath the candle lit table… I could really put me cock in her mouth. –
David beats me every time! Damn it! <Ya but you beat me at Call of Duty. >That’s a fucking video game David. – GD… I need! to get laid! 6 beers in now.
Las – oons – fick’in
Let’s fuck!
[Lass unns ficken] German
Hamburger Bahnhof Museum <I love to piss off Americans. – Julia says. >There are no stupid questions. <There are stupid questions ^Is that the Iffel Tower…That’s a stupid question. –
Edward Hoffard, painter.
Neue National galerie
Julia’s 2 museums. David and I will visit in December.
Another reason why I must go back home… To solidify my job in Italy next year. I do miss my mother but most importantly, I must grab my belongings. I don’t wanna leave, I LOVE BERLIN. It’s my new home away from home for me! Berlin will be my next home! P.S. Learn German! Julia was perfect, disagreed with everything I said. Good looking and was very knowledgeable. She knows art and is a tour guide, being a bartender is cool too but tour guide is cooler. F’n cool!
We were drunk walking in, now we are high on caffeine. 3 cups later Hermannplatz… going “home.” Berlin is a bar scene! And I know Comrad would accomodate me some how, whether it be working at his bar or finding work elsewhere.
I DON’T WANT TO LEAVE!
I need to brush my teeth. And stop smoking.
I have met and got to know so many people here.
S- train B train towards Hooje Transtarup, Get of @ Danshoj. F – Train Hellerup
Get off Bistehjerd. Go to Bistebjerb
Vesterbrogage street, Rigthside bus stop 6A Bus, going toward Hovedbanegard
A past city square, past city hall.
It’s funny, Ainsley and I are watching “Gossip Girl” and a rumor was spread about some blond having an STD. Rumor spread through Gossip Girl, a website shot to everybody on campus. Anyway, the blond girl sees one of here ex-boyfriends about to go into the clinic on campus to get tested and she asks him “not to go into the clinic today.” But to “wait until the rumor blew over.” He said he wasn’t doing it for her, he was doing it for someone else. He said, “and she’s a priority right now.”
Ya fucking right! If a guy goes to get checked out it’s because something is on or around his dick. Not to satisfy the thought of not having an STD. Because nobody wants to know if they an STD. And if a guy has an STD he wouldn’t stop fucking, oh no. He would continue grounding and pounding, and if he spread it he would just say, “OMG, I’m so sorry I had no idea. How do I know that you didn’t actually give it to me?” Yep, men; @ least most men, not all. An STD wouldn’t keep a guy from having sex. Only his dick falling off would stop him.
When in London go see “Avenue Q.”
Watching “One Tree Hill” reminded me of Jacob Taylor. Lol, instead of studying Ainsley watched, wait wait… slept then watched TV, or I should properly say Shows on the Internet. Now we are across town (Copenhagen) at a Franklin & Marshal housing. Cooking pasta, salsa, eating chips and avocados, bread with garlic, olive oil and balsamic. Everything else is cooking right now. The bus over here was packed! Shoulder to shoulder, butt to nut! I brought the bread & wine for the shin-dig. Bread was/is a big hit. The wine was cheap, 39.95 Kronnas for a 150cl, divide by 5 and it’s $8. Power just went out in the kitchen. A girl just walked out dragging her charger that’s connected to her Mac. She had short black spandex shorts on, her butt looked nice! The girls behind me talk about running and boxing. “My body is so sore.” “Running I just feel my muscles getting worked.” Lol, these girls are young, educated, and silly. Conversation is not on my level but what is on my level.
“She’s a dip shit, did you know that.” They’re talking about this girl that doesn’t shut up in art class. The girls are debating what to do about the food. Power’s out. The girl with the cute spandex is now walking around with a towel on, no clothes! Awesome! I love power being out. The girls cannot store the food because it will go bad. Ainsley shows her tattoo, to the right and underneath her right boob. “I love your love the most,” in French. She describes the pain, she say women have really high pain tolerance. >Lol, what!? That’s a stereotype! Why because you have kids(not personally have them, women in general). <Ya. – Just because you go through pain doesn’t mean you tolerate it easier. And women are given large amounts of PAIN KILLERS! Come on girl.
Ah that’s cute. A couple passes by holding hands on their bikes’ while riding. <That’s what they do here instead of walking and holding hands, they ride bikes.” – It’s so rue.
60 Kronnas, all you can drink till 1 in the morning. It’s 11:45, we’ve been in line for 15 minutes and moved 5 meters.
I MUST CHUG! KULORBAR right below FITNESS WORLD. “I can’t wait to sleep in tomorrow,” Ainsley’s friend (girl) says. “Wait shit, tomorrows Friday, FUCK,” said while softly closing her eyes in between words. She is drunk, but not wasted.
Oh shit I’m time traveling. 12:30, 8 beers in. Sssshat!
11 beers later, I’m @ McD’s. Double cheeseburger. Bus arrives in 20 minutes. Ainsley burps and howls, obviously horny. She has a test tomorrow, Nordic paper to write too. She is waiting for Will to make a move. I don’t think he Will. Haha get it, he will, Will. Anyways… I just peed down the McDonnald’s trash shoot, 2ice. This place is dirty down stairs. Upstairs is closed off. Will is here now, holding Ainsley in his arms. Now he’s disappeared outside. Weird, and very interesting! We are waiting for the 6A bus. It was 26 minutes, now 11 minutes. Now 6 minutes, 2 double cheeseburgers and a half big thing of fries later, 9 minutes now, not 6, DAMN!
Will did spin class at “6AM this morning.” “Will you need to grow a pair of balls,” Carlie said to Will. There are now Canadians, fuck. We make the bus. 3:03 in the morning. Ainsley’s going to hook up w/ Will here pretty soon. >Just let it happen, see what happens. <Okay Dr.Love.
City culture event. Hot girl wearing a cute pin shirt, blond hair, hot. Was on a bike passing through but had to stop due to cross walkers. That’s right she had to stop b/c of me. Great panty shot, green; perfect legs. Standing in line to parliament building now. Where G20 summit was. There is an ice sculpture to our left. It’s awesome. We just made our own pancake with this long metal spoon thing that you hold over the open fire. I burnt my finger spreading the sunflower oil. Some guy is brewing and selling “koffee” out of his tiny one-seater van. >Let me finger that. <No (weird face) >Come on I wanna taste your jam <Okay – She takes my finger and places it in her jam hole. God I love pancakes. Raspberry, tasty.
Women leave their baby’s (infants) at the side entrance as they walk around the ruin into parliament. Well not really, just the strollers. Tiny Asian man behind me keeps bumping me. I swear his hand just brushed up and down my butt to mid-back. Horny Asian, that’s what happens when you limit the amount of women in your country. People wear mittens, pshhh. I woke up drunk this morning. It’s funny, the bouncer last night looked at me then my ID. <Al Qaeda >What? <Al qaeda – I crack a smile and think about doing a hall la la la la with my tongue. >Lol, no – He allows me in after I say >Tourist not terrorist. – The statues engraved in the walls have spikes protruding from them. Pigeon pokers, fuck’n pigeons!
We’re on a ferry touring around Copenhagen, free. I can see on Ainsley’s face that she is in a deep depressive thought. They (girls) talk about the sausage exchange building. I ask >Sausage exchange? <Stock exchange. – Oh, haha oops. These kids are hungry. And make it well known. As sweet as these girls are they act like starving cats when hungry! Rawl, hiss, and possibly scratch. Haven’t got to the scratching yet. They were just pointing and saying which hotel their parents have stayed at. Must be nice. Opera fest, I hear. “Opera house.” Now, I know they have been talking about the opera houses this whole time but I could have sworn I heard opera fest. She laughed. Damn selective listening. They discuss prices and what not. Nutcracker comes up later. Next stop off the ferry is the (ta’da) opera house.
Guy with narly ponytail looks out at our ferry from his houseboat. Our ferry makes loud noises slowing down. Cool boat dude. One girl has never heard of a houseboat. They are all along this canal.
By the way beers in Copenhagen are as expensive as beers in Switzerland. $12 for a fucking pint. Damn dames!
I do enjoy Ainsley’s company.
Kid writes in book”
“When I’m bored I should be dead.” Michael Morgan, Kopenhagen Oct. 2010
I now posses book again
I’m at a bar “The Moose,” 2 guys 1 girl just went into the toiletten. Hmmm. I have to piss. One cute girl with companion are to my left. Danish girls, alright. Danes are hot but this city is expensive. Fuck, otherwise it would be perfect. Here with Ainsley, Will, 2 other guys and 2 other girls. One… my turn.
Ainsley and Will take to the bartender “Victor,” AKA I don’t remember his name though out the night, offered me his coffee to drink. It was good. Smoke room in the back was full of hot Danes, with no windows. That’s where we met Victor. DISD kid from CU is named Michael, kid w/ quote, cool kid. 5 girls to my left are HOT! I wonder if they like mustache rides. I’m tipsy, Yeah.
Ainsley writes:
We are at a bar called Moose. I am basically drunk but having a great time! Who knew life could actually be fun after such heartaches. Brandon, AKA, you, is drunk, that makes two of us. Enjoy Denmark, it’s great & so happy he is hear. Beats being depressed. So thank you Brandon Palmer. You have saved me from myself.
- She signs it with a heart.
Zaragota (Seattle of Spain)
Madrid > Malerane, Four Towers
These Spaniards loved me, 3 guys, 1 girl. They took Ali’s and my survey.
We get back 3 AM. Blond girl on bus is talkative, I fall asleep. Fuck McDonnald’s, so good though. We walk by Will’s. Ainsley is gonna get some, hopefully. He crashed his bike 6 different times, lol. He ran into a cross-guard and a barrier. <I should have been arrested. – It reminds me of Hilary Cornell. I go back, pull down my pants, look over at Ainsley who just walked out if the bathroom. Her pants are down too, we laugh. She leaves to go back to Will’s room. I fart, eat a bowl of cereal, and now my tutor from CU in 2007, Spanish Language course, is trying to gay chat with me. I like girls not guys damn it.
Here’s how it is:
<Hi, thanks for the compliment… How’s it going? When can I chat with you? When can we do skype? Can you web cam? >My skype is shit, it doesn’t work. I’ll have to talk to you when I get back to the states. I look forward to it though. <When will you be back! I miss you a lot… do you miss me? – Now he is a foreigner, I think he is just a sweet guy… Until now, after what he says. I am so fucking naïve. >Always, you never have to ask that. I’ll always miss you friend. Jan. 11th I’ll be back. <Oh… I see we both online… want to chat now? Have some time? >I must poop, but sure go ahead. <Lol, that’s what I was expecting you to say… you always have to poop when we talk, lol! Any news about your travels. >Should be somewhere next week. Back to the states in Jan. <Do you yahoo chat or MSN? >Nope, just Facebook. <Gotcha… have you found any European girl to be attracted to you? >Oh ya, Berlin. The Dutch here like me. <Guys? >Girls, they love how tall I am. <Really? And how big and thick you are also? Lol >Exactly <Is it true? Have they tried yet? >Not yet but maybe later. <But is it true? Or just joking? – This is where I finally succumbed to my conscience state. HE’S GAY! >What? <I know you tall, lol… but what about you being thick and big? How do they know if they haven’t tried yet? >It comes with the territory <what you mean >I’m from Texas – Fuck, I’m going to sleep. I hope Ainsley gets fucked by Will. She deserved some lov’n. <So all Texans are tall, with big and thick packages? Is that what you mean. >most – Wow, get this <so now that you are faraway and alone… have you been putting those tools to good use? – Closure >yes sir I have. Hey I’m falling asleep. I’ll have to talk another day. Good to hear from you my friend. – I logout. Goodnight all. I need water!
Jacek Edinburgh Oct 29th.
Write a book. Women in War. Using seduction, mirage, weakness, and sex as weapons. Warriors young and old. Young ones are decoys. Old ones fight to die in battle.
Try to transition from conscious to unconsciousness. Keep the mind active during sleep with control over conscious and unconsciousness. When gong to sleep stay focused on thought control, awake during sleep.
Write a book based on the structuralized society based on the “Republic.”
There is unity where there is community of pleasures and pains.
Romina Grosse, on a Giraffe.
This girl had the largest button on her scarf <I got it in New York. – Design a Big 4 button shirt with the button she had. Top button will act like bow tie, stylish.
Flight info: CPH-LHR
Terminal 2 Recorder locater 3QQSXS
Copenhagen to Heathrow 14:00
Arrive @15:00
Change planes. 2hr45min layover
Flight BA0815
Hostel in Glasgow is Alba Hostel
6th FifthAvenue, Glasgow, Scotland, 44 (0) 1413342952
Located behind Esquire House, Weatherspoons. Anniesland Crosse (rail station) walk east along Great Western Road, travel under the railway bridge. You will see EsquireHouse Wetherspons on you right, turn right on to Fifth Ave. First building on the right
Heathrow – Intercom announcement, woman’s voice. I’m sitting in an egg chair, leather. Woman next to me gives me no hope. Eh, she’s not that attractive. Anyway, intercom announcement went like this “Baggage unattended will be removed and destroyed.” Lol, fucking Brits.
3 Bank Street
Glasgow, G12 8JQ
Tel: +44 (0) 1413377000
Backpackers, go tomorrow, speak with Dianna. Check email for confirmation.
Glasgow events:
Univ. of Glasgow: cello & piana (free)
@ 1:10-2, Oct 28th in concert hall
O2 ABC Friday Tonight @ before 11:30 night, free entry or House Party @Lena’s. Get there at 10 for Lena’s
Saturday 4- 5 afternoon Main Hall, Napiershall Street Centre, 39 Napiershall St. G206EZ
Sunday 24th 12-4 afternoon, Hidden Garden, 25a Albert Drive, G41 2PE
Monday, identities in bme communities
Sunday @ Glasgow Film Cinema 24th 3 o’clock, free movie “Prayer for Bobby” & Demons @ 8 at night
Lenonia Brenner
Forchstrasse 166
8032 Zuerich
Switzerland (mayo)
Greatwestern, Right on Belgrave Terrance, the Left on… Turns right and becomes, Oakfield Ave. Left on Glasgow St. Left onGreat Kelvin Ln. Destination will be on Right
Places to see next time I’m in Scotland
Loch Lamond
Skye
Abernethy Forest
Glen Affrid
Beinn Eighe
Knockan Grag
Glasdrum Woud
Most of the drinking water in Glasgow comes from Loch Katherine, 26 miles North of Glasgow. A great place to fish.
Loch Lamond is the largest expanse of fresh water in Britan
Lena Kolbe Couchsurfer
Flat 2/2 54 Scott Street
G36PR Glasgow
Phone 0781 77 90 953
From Blue Sky Hostel: Take Anniesland to Charing Cross Railstation
“Suck on my titties like you wanted me call’n me all the time like,” Peaches plays right now. Bluesky Hostel, I got a job here for one week. It’s 22nd. I go to Edinburgh on the 28th. I am staying in the dungeon @ Bluesky. With James, Monte, and Igor. I start work tomorrow @10:30 in the morning. Changing bed sheets. Easy! The reception girl is cute. I resist temptation, or I should say, lost!
I talk to Monte. He works 4hrs a day, 5 days a week here. <I got another job at a pub bartending. >How much money in tips do you make a night? <5 pounds >What? <Ya, It’s not like the states. >Ya I have friends that are waitress that make their living off tips. <Tits >Lol, ya… Tits. – It’s true though, women. He tells me his cousin, beautiful girl, works in New York waitressing, living off tips. Monte is Australian, he’s been traveling since May. Working as he travels, originally Bulgarian.
Walking in the rain, use the water as a reflexive image for taking pictures. Night time or cloudiness. Close aperture and slow down shutter and vice-verse. Manual and/or AV. Focus camera down and use direct view as well. Cars, people, nature, animals, architecture, etc… Go by EdHardy store, mannequin in window w/ mirror.
I’m walking home in the rain, BlueSky Hostel. I hear a guitar. Familiar tune, tone, and rythm. Man with mounted umbrella on his back, red jacket, classical guitar. He plays Stairway to Heaven. Speaker to his right, covered with blue tarp. I’m in front of the Glasgow Corner Concert Hall.
I see James, the 3rd roommate. I meet Igor later. All of these guys are very nice. James makes models and paints them, a game similar to Dungeons and Dragons, roll playing. He paints tiny models of… well… they look like scary looking killer Turkeys. He wears cool slippers. They are Big, Soft, and Shaped & designed like Converse shoe’s. Cool dude. And Igor he is a computer tech guy. He’s been working on and off in Scotland for 5 years. Working at the Hostel for 7 months now. He is wearing artic camo fatigue trousers, white T-shirt covered with a pull-over. He is skinny, very skinny.
INDRA 07511074618
Indra Migule
Facebook/couchsurf
Apater3caldonian.ac.uk
Monte just told me, “Ya every time they play Eagle Rock it’s customary to strip… your pants off. Ya, whenever it’s played in Australia everybody drops their pant’s on stage…” >Lol, oh ya huh. We should play that song now. <I’m not gonna take my pant’s off… I’m not gonna do it mate. – Lol, Aussies
At this bar called “The Garage.” 2 shots in. Trying to get buzzed. Shot gunned a beer and drank one on the way. Damn Igor, said I could drink on the street. NOPE! Got denied into EasySleazy b/c bouncer saw me drinking beer outside, said it’s illegal. Would have let us in, Fuckers!
“I’m tipsy mate!” Monte
So, once again… assertive!
Drunk on the Dance floor
Party in the parking lot
Pigeons for breakfast
I’m a man with needs
If I’m not having sex
I’m looking at porn
Crisis in Dem.
Ronald Dahl, Author
Gin with orange & vodka orange
I point out the window @ Hostel Glasgow.
> Look people already dressed upppppp… Oh wait… They’re just Indian people. –Oops.
After winning at Belote, I go to the computers by the front desk and start to log into accounts. I look out the window to my left. I see a man, no woman, no no tall skinny man short cut-off blue jean shorts, short skimpy low cut sleeveless shirt (with tiny B-cup tits). I stare, she, I mean he looks at me and stares while walking then wrinkles his face and flips me the bird all angry. No disrespect but you’re the spectacle that can’t get rid of his testicles, so don’t get angry at me for being confused as to what you are. You are the one attracting attention to yourself.
“I feel like destroying things here.” Jacek. “No, no,” I say. “They are not Germans.” Jacek is Polish, natural instinct.
Hot wine, out of a huge circle vegetable boiling pot, is being poured. Reminds me of Sangria, except in an English hot tea style. If you think about it the alcohol hits your system faster. I hear the word “stereotypes” in the background..
CONTINUE FROM 47
Lilly Allen, “Fuck you.”
NFARIC
Jayed, 07879744581
Tanvire 07879981618
“Everything is smeared.”
<Can you see anything.
>So you’ve had a dog before. <I’m not a virgin.
James does magic tricks, “Pick a # btw 1 and 20.”
<Who are those people? >I don’t know. I only feel it’s customary to say goodbye since I saw them earlier and said hello. –
I had to mix tea with the 80 Proof. “Sailor Jerry.” Damn Todd drinks some hard liquor. I say this as he is passed out in the armchair in front of the entrance to the lobby of the hostel. He said earlier, “Man I ate to much.”
Rule #1 Anthropology:
1) Must completely observe with no bias. The subject must not be judged or discriminated. Otherwise, emotions control opinions and takes concentration away from observation. (I say this yet I am drunk as I write this, well not drunk but…
“Road to Fallujah” Doc. Movie
“I’m an alcoholic around alcoholics,” Todd says as he opens the lobby door, facing the door speaking to the attractive German/Palestinian girl while reaching for his beer that’s on the front counter, with a cigarette in his mouth.
I walk down stairs to piss… Silence. Black, with some red lights shining on stage. Single vocalist. Well… Bathrooms are in the hallway, first drunk mistake of the night.
Run into one of the Aussie girls, she’s sleepy. Down stairs will do that to you, darkroom.
#2 Don’t walk into womens restroom. Again! (Second mistake of the night).
Ian 8th or 9th
07999437120
Clubs
CABERAT VOLTALE
BONGO CLUB
Fcoma PELISSIER, French
BONGO CLUB
Fcoma PELISSIER, French
EXAN LEXVA, Mexican
01/10/10
<You think I brought you back here to strip you from cloth to cloth. – We are about to do coke <I would never do coke alone. ^January. – It’s the last time Monte did coke. It’s been years for me. <That’s just guacamole – Guatemala, where’s he’s from. This guy wants to fuck Monte! He’s a liar. Saying whatever it takes to fuck, so he gives us coke. His pupils are HUGE! <I got to finish my engineering degree. – He got deported from (09), back to Hawaii. “Mom I’m stranded in Hawaii, can you…”
“Just enjoy your life,” I say as he starts a line of coke.
EasySleazy
“Everyone has the right to an adequate standard of living. Article 25. UDHR
“Universal Declaration of Human Rights”
Article … Everyone has the right to freedom of opinion & expression… this includes the right to seek information & ideas.
Amnesty International
Article 15, Everyone has the right to a nationality
UDHR, All are equal before the law
Headline of Metro (news paper ), “Girl gives birth at the age of 10.” ‘The girls mother told us she lived with her boyfriend in her home country.’
<Why is there first aid? >Eh, you never know. <So why aren’t there condoms everywhere – Lol. >Eh, you never know
Belgium – Brussels
Rome
Austria – Vienna
Czech-Prague
Free walking tour
325 million, Edinburgh was the center of equator
Extinct volcanoes in Scotland
Tail of volcano (Royal Mile), the street we are on. Only a few hundred feet long.
Tour guy is a good storyteller. John Knox, “Crime against nature for any woman to be in power.” Lol, 1702. Wise man.
Nov. 5th James 6th Scot King, James 1st English King, same guy
Bond fire night
13 of the plot, Guy Fox, head leader. Plan to blow up parliament.
House of Lord
Lord Montigue
Started trick or treat
It’s raining. It hasn’t stopped in 8 days.
We’re going to see a bond fire. Asians are everywhere. There are a lot of Asian women. Apparently this is where they smuggles their baby girls.
Mochachico
1/18
Salmond Place
EH7 5ST
07501912153
London Road
Left-side of ride, pass many shops and churches, Polish food shop called The White Eagle, right before there will be steps and rows of houses. Look for sign down stairs says SALMOND PLACE
In spitting distance of Eastern Place
Left at Queens street
Right @ Broughton St.
Left on to Leithwalk
Round about onto London Rd.
Left @ Mayfield Pl.
Right @ Rossie Pl.
Rossie turns Right & becomes Carlyle
“Our Tragic Universe,” by Scarlett
“The Lover,” by Marguerite Dumas
Scottish people can be assholes, not all but mostly the drunk ones. Good! Somebody has to teach them a lesson. #1 If drunk, never fight a sober man. #2 Unless an experienced fighter, never fight anyone bigger than you. #3 Don’t be such an asshole.
Kayten Ash
“American Gods,” by Neil Gailman
Down in The Cave, death metal band plays. Love the guitarist, especially the guitar solos. Cost 3 pounds go into the Goth Club part so fuck it, no thank you. I’ll go to the Pole Pit after this and get Ms.Palmer to pole dance, hopefully. She looks good, being the guy I am, I am horny and her ass looks nice. Be assertive, beard or no beard. Maybe fucking another writer strengthens my writing abilities. I think it will! Report later. Another scientific survey.
Kunta Mora
- Bone Church
- St Barbara Church
Youtube – Ghetto workouts
YT Cows with Guns. w//lyrics
22:50 Should we go. Yep
Edinburgh Airport: security tried to X-Ray my film. >No it will expose the film <No sir, British security have done many tests and assure you it does not ruin film >You will not put my film through an X-Ray machine. It will expose my film< British security has the finest machines. We have done many tests. It will not ruin your film >Look, you guys have told me this before. And my film was exposed. –Some woman comes by. ^I’ll get the supervisor. Guy pats me down, then gets the hand held metal scanner. He does not like me and continues to tell me the X-Ray machine will not harm my film. They take my film >Do not put my film through the X-Ray.
They hand check them, then do a little swam then give them back and apologize for having to do so. I win. Because they did not expose my film through the X-Ray machine.
Two men in uniform at Amsterdam airport carry automatic weapons. One of the guys has a scruffy face, handsome, guido look-a-like. Other guy, taller, plumper, not ugly. They pass me, eyes on me. The one (Guido) has his finger on the bridge by the trigger (1/2 inch away from trigger). I want to scare him. What if I sneezed. He’d shoot his foot off.
My hostel is next door to Jacek’s hostel. “hey, look dicks.” Dicks are in the window. “Live Porn Show,” in neon Pink. We just rounded the corner of Red Light District. Guy drops glass 6oz coke bottle, bounces on it’s side and lands bottle top up, complete up-right. Women in glass rooms are fucking HOT! It’s only when I’m not paying attention to them when they want my eyes and dirty mind pouring wet on them. I support working women.
47 CONTINUED
^Smoke break, who wants to go outside… This guy is a barbarian. – Todd was referring to Jacek. Jacek is drunk. I think just Jacek and I are the only one’s drunk here. Except I know how to disappear. Once I see that I am driving to fast over the speed limit I slow down. I don’t like to crash and burn. I live for awkward moments and Jacek is making me happy.
Marks says I look like “Charles Bronzen,” the notorious prisoner in the U.K.
Jacek is cleaning out his backpack. He goes everywhere with this thing. Everywhere! It is like his treasure chest and until now I have not know what is inside. He shows me his blood donor book, it is packed. He gives so, so much, half a liter every time. He gives so much blood that the donor bank gives him gifts and rewards. “Chocolate… mostly.” He then proceeds to pull out handful after handful of change. Franks, Kronnas, Euro, Israeli, and Pounds, mostly Euros. And two sowing needles. >Why do you have needles in your bag? <Whaaaaaaat, you don’t. – In a Polish accent. >No. - I ask him if he’s been to Israel. <No. – With big eyes <I knew a guy. –
Mark uses the word “eccentric” to describe Jacek.
So, Jacek went to secondary school (High School) with 30 people. They took all the same classes together. Jacek begins to eat ketchup from the bottle. He turns the bottle upside down (Heinze) and shakes the ketchup into the lid and begins to lick. First by fingering the lid then licking the lid itself. He sure is a spectacle right now.
Ghost tour
Charles 1st Decapitated
Talks about torture
We see the German-iron Glasgow
Talks about Maggie, the… was hanged. She was found in coffin 2 days later alive by the grave digger. Live more than 40 years. Considered a God.
“had their private parts cut off…burned it…had their hands cut off, of course they didn’t need them anymore.”
Dr.Jekyll & Mr.Hyde
Compulsive Gambler
Lock Smith, made keys then robbed houses
Broddy was his name
3 times to hang him
40,000 people
39,000 were women
He designed gallies
Failed the 1st 2 times
Black plague
People boarded up in buildings
All children placed in a building
I like this guy, great actor
14 story tent building
10 o’clock, 2wice a day you empty your shit pan
“Guardy woo”
“Howdy you do”
People would stop and get a shower
1701 Scotland lost their independence
He pulled out a what looked like a poop-stick and picked it up from the ground
“This way mortals,” he says after every story
Has many volumes in speech
28,1829 Jan
William Burke hanged
William Haire
Body publicly dissected
10,000 watched
Haires sold him out
Davy the ghost
We are now at the bar with the movie theater inside, free. Monster squad is playing. This is where I was two days ago feeling up and making out with Ms.Palmer. Inglorious Bastards was showing. I was just thinking about Monster Squad 4 days ago. Me and Steve Sapian watched it 3 years ago, miss that guy. And when I say making out in the theater I mean one or two sessions that last a total 20 or more seconds. Women, if you don’t know how to kiss a man with a beard then don’t tell him you do. Because there is a special technique, procedure, and posture required. No need to pretend like you know know when you dano.
The Mist now plays. 20 minutes before we go dumpster diving.
We have arrived. Jacek tells me his mother’s theory about drinking. “You should drink and kill as much brain cells as possible in order to kill all the bad brain cells. Only the good ones survive.” – I love this. We are betting on Marines in Europe during WWII. He’s going to lose. He tells me that Marines were not in Europe during WWII.
I like this girl to my right
Paste sauce Apples
Meet Granola
Tomatoes Hot pepper
Cheese Chips
Mushrooms Lemons
Pasta
Amsterdam Orfeo Hostel
Directions:
- Take train to Amsterdam Central Station
- Take trams 1,2, or 5 to Prinsengracht
- From Prinsengracht make a left, once you stop off the tram (canal should be on left).
- Then take first right which is Leidsekruisstraat
Address: Leidsekruistraat 14
Nov. 11th Thursday
Hostel Slotania
Address: Slotermeerian 131
From Dam square
- take tram 14, stop Plein 40-45
- From Leidsepien. Tram 7 in front of Cafe. Heineken Hoek, choose the direction to Slotermeer. Stop “Plein 40-45”
David’s friend Anna in Amsterdam. Call Wed Nov 10th
0031651508821
Amsterdam ch. Thank you
The church has tits.
A woman just past saying “big strong man,” referring to a sex show. I guess the man (21 yr old) with some style…
Girl walking by with two girls by both her sides. I saw a mother and a father to her left. The girl was beautiful. I just wanted to meet eyes and tell her with my lips “your beautiful.”
Maoz Vegetarian ch. Fries
Guy tried to rip me off, Aussie failed attempt “ you scared her off.”
I drop a red coated frie (karma) on their white tile floor, not on purpose
Dirty fingers
Guy showed me directions, “I’m trying to help change Amsterdam’s image.” He was so nice and polite. Then he asked for money.
Charity:
Get a celebrity (like George Clooney) to give up their girl friend’s seat and take a RNG (Random Number Generator) from the ones (girls) that… login to a website/raffle/charity… they escort to their lights, camera, action premier/art show/fashionshow, etc…
ch Fuck ya,
Get all my close friends, whom are all Don Juans with the ladies. We all get sexed up in fuck’n dirty male stripper cloths and strut down Red Light window girls, and give them a show. We might get laid for free. Ding! That’s a challenge. To get the girl to fuck for free. Better give one sexy fuck’n “Chip and Dale” performance. Swazye not Farley.
Co wins sa dince. Just did a “double take” on my friend the navigator, the guy that wanted some euros for his good deeds. Well, I’m still lost fucker.
Girls bike makes a dying sound while in mid ride, she yells to her friend, “Jill, Jill, Jill, Jill lol…”
We only get infinitely closer to the truth. Imagine climbing up a snail’s shell, like a spiraling staircase. Like the revolving door; only going somewhere.
So life repeats only a little bit more and more closer to the same as before. Or…
Hang dangling
I don’t know what’s more addicting, Ginger snap cookies or cigarettes. New bar plays good music, other bar plays bad music. This bar better. Looks better, smells better, better service, and better lighting
I hate how some guys have to be so threatening. Why, does he threaten you, eye brows softly roll up and down. I just want to piss on guys like that. She laughs. I love being serious.
BARK BARK
BArk BARK BARK BArk
Bark bark bark.
Girl just walked up-beside me, pop lock and dropped, then walked out with her umbrella. Proper girl with great big ass. Her caramel dark skin is sexy, next to her white umbrella. Girl behind me to the left came up to the bar, checked out my looks. Funny though, every girl hates my beard. I am a hero to men, for those who can’t grow a full beard, this is how it looks. Envy and imagine having a flourishing Great Big Beautiful Badass Beard.
My Amsterdam bar would have free organic tobacco, instead or along with tobacco substitute. Honey for people who need it in tea or with cookies. Have free pot night and or free weed cookies. Not only is it fun, it’s great advertising. Wheatgrass shot (organic). And vents to suck up smoke and cycle in fresh clean air.
Write story intro for caveman:
Well shit hit the fan. I want you to briefly imagine me as a leaf frog that jumps in and out of flowers for water. I live in a cave full of natural underground spring water. Problem is, some of the meteors from 2011 Oct 8th came in as fire tails and ignited the sky. The sky actually caught on fire. Think of burning a napkin watching it flame up fast then slow, then not at all. Whatever the meteor was made of reacted to the oxygen molecules in the sky. Actually it was the Carbon molecules that allowed it to rain diamonds from the sky. You learn to use every part of your body at once, or you die. We can only purely use one thing or thought or pain at once, sometimes in instances.
Half past 5. Time to leave
Anna van Houwelingen
