RED POCKETBOOK
334 799 6912 Ariel
0017325004730 Joan
Via Reggio
North of Pisa
Get a black light marker and draw on everything: way of graffiti.
Dan Solomon
Jerusalem, Israel
Shay Marad
Tel Alviv, Israel
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Vigna clean up on Thursday before long break. Refrigerator needs to be cleaned out.
“I remember wrestling at Penn and someone threw a can of soup… And they didn’t do a damn thing.” Dr. Warden
Fiona appointment Wed in Florence @4
Travel form to be handed out tonight, overview travel insurance form with students. Must have insurance card with them when traveling. Explain how to use card.
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“There is a no squatting policy… Only when using the latrine.” Dr. Thomas
Irei, ho perso la mia – Yesterday I lost my recevunta (receipt).
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July 15th
Refrigerator must be cleaned at Vigna & Guardia before departer.
How many student are leaving from Vigna? 6 or 7
Sarah, Christian, Amber, Jack, David, Ainsley, Morgan
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Jews
Oren Sch
Tamar Friedlander
Facebook’em
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My idea of hiking is walking from the pool to the bar. Unelss I can get the drink delivered to me.” Dr.Thomas
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ID10T FORM
+39 389 135 3266
Contact Dick Bemann about website (launching it)
Ask him to edit videos from nano.
Research Go Pro(HD) video camera
Write to MTV today
Buy flight out of Spain for Sept. 2nd
Start video documentary in 2 days (Aug 20th)
Contact Beckey Quainter, Sponsor me.
And help me with website and traveling
Develop F1 Canon film to see if camera works
Plan travels today
Start clothing line with speedo with Banana on crotch (Banana Hammock)
Contact Ian Rukofsky (Israel)
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MEYRICK DE LA FUENTE
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ANTHONY GIANNACCINI
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OLIVER, TODD
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“Ya, K, as in Nazi.” Hilary is on the phone telling the customer assistant server her flight number with letters, from Barcelona to London.
We tell her what she said now that she is off the phone. She chuckles. She had never noticed it before now, “K, as in Nazi.” “No no no… K as in not C,” she ensues. We laugh to exhaustion.
Not ten minutes later we leave the hotel room. Just before the door closes to our room (which is an awesome 4th floor room with direct access to the 4th floor pool, two 40 inch flat screen TV’s, AC cooled room, white sheets, over head shower like a water fall, shower is huge. You could fit a bus load of Mexicans in there. If you are from Texas you know what I’m talking about. Initial walk in has a pull out couch (full size) beside the second 40’ TV with a mirror directly in front.
Anyway… Before the door closes Jack says to me, “ do you have your key… Bike key.” I reach back to catch the door before it's closed. Key is in my FILA bag. Hilary says to me as I get my key; she is in the hallway walking back checking her bag. “ I think mine is on the bed in visible sight.” I laugh because “in visible” sounded like “invisible.” “K as in not Nazi.”
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“You should have a shirt that says I’m a tourist not a terrorist.”
Before she said that I told her, “you don’t look Jewish, no offense. I don’t look American.”
A guy in a wheel chair speeds towards us then past. Ricky says, “Aye, that guy must have forgot his running shoes.” Funny
That girl has a nice arse, I say as this beautiful Spanish and voluptuous girl walks past us. Tim turns around, I hear him say “All you can eat.”
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I’m listening to the worst version of “Don’t break my heart, my achey breaky heart” in Spanish, Barcelona. 2 lesbians and some guy who… yep, I should have jumped up, grabbed the mic, and sung the real American version.
Some girl walks by with glow glasses in the shape of hearts, hearts along the sides as well. Red glow.
Espana has the worst fucking Karaoke! Somebody please let them know. Japan needs to invade this country and show them how it’s done. Fuck sake, it just got worse, I underestimated. Now some weirdo with dreadlocks and a fat guy with a mullet and a red shirt are now dancing to a 12 year old singing the best
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she has ever sung. Fuck me, unfortunately she sucks! Spanish Men, Women (lesbians included), and now children are all horrible at singing.
Now there is an old man singing. Seriously, literally, this is depressing
OMG! The crowd actually clapped and cheered. Proof in case that everybody here sucks, at least when it comes to singing and interpreting, ATTENTION. I’d say something differently but they’re all idiots.
There was something on the stage that was just brought to my attention. A vote is taken. I say it’s a man. What’s even worst
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is this person lady looking man (almost 99.9% sure it’s a man) sucks at singing at well.
So now: Men, lesbian, children, and currently something in between man and woman ahd all bad at singing. (Man conversion into woman).
Some woman just attempted, I mean Mulliganned the song. We sang it for her. “Let it be, let it be… speaking words of wisdom, let it be.” The woman doesn’t even attempt. Really she didn’t speak one word. She is now standing around irritated like it wasn’t her song. “Unprofnesional,” Ricky yells. This has happened before.
OMG there is more than one. Another vote must be taken. “Inbetweens.”
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The little girl is now back on. I really want to stand up, grab my white plastic Estella chair and throw it full force at this child. Her parents should be punished.
Three girls one microphone, this cannot be good. Unless it's porn.
Please tell me you’re beautiful on the inside… nope, ugly all the way around. I’m sorry, I would say for myself but you already know that too.
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Facebook Group:
Bike for Life Sheffield to Barcelona
New rule, everyman will have a condom when going to the club. Tim(my) just left or went back down stairs with this beautiful Spanish girl. We were at club ____________ . There flight is @ 8:00 (0800). There are suppose to leave @ 5:30. We are now in the room 5:36. He has 54 minutes. Rick is packing his bag for him: what a “mate.” I’ll always remember Tim’s last words… “ I don’t want to leave” (in an Australian accent).
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Ingelheim am Rhein
Germany
Anna Brueck, Franks nephew.
OTHERSIDE OF BOOK
80
Chores, add “clean shower hair @ Guardia.” Molley chore.
Travel forms due tonight! Before dinner
6 students leaving Thursday
Thursday
Italians 2:45
Lucca the the Beach
Hiking trail connects 5 cities
“Cinque Terre”
Received 200 euros from Greg, total 3,300 received
Order Tucker Max book for Omega.
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- Check train schedule
- Ask Italians about Pizza night
Ann just called me telling me to watch my language, especially around the students. “That is not how operations manager” acts/conducts “themselves.”
She said I was talking about “rubbing my nipples” and “farting” and using the restroom inappropriately.
I did not do such as she accused me of. Ainsley was talking about “ why do you rub your nipples.” I told her I was rubbing my chest.
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As for the “farting” I mentioned that coffee is a laxative and said “the bathroom is down the hall.”
Well, I just talked to Michael Thomas earlier. He said the incident was not from earlier today but another occasion. Damn, Note to self, “keep your mouth shut.”
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Rope and tarp for Elverson
50 yards of rope
Brunos Cat Romero
Google – S.P.Q.R. Rome water fountains. Are the fountains pouring out pure water? How clean is it?
Me- I wonder what made you violent the other day
Jack- I was frustrated
He punched out the back window of a car in a drunken stupor. It happens.
He punched out the back window of a car in a drunken stupor. It happens.
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I’m at a Brass Band Festival
Dope is everywhere
I’m surrounded by hipsters with dreadlocks. Almost all of them are wearing black. The youth is out here too.
The smell of Marjiuana engulfs me as I leave. I flare my nostrils and inhale. People need to shower but their weed smells great!
I’m in heaven, or the good part of hell. I moved on from the hipsters to the streets. Disco Music. The street is
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Shoulder to shoulder for three blocks. 15 to 20 yards wide.
“Get down on it.”
All these youngsters 18-20 are drunk. 21-26 is a given drunkenness.
These kids are dancing in circles while rolling a joint/cigarette. “Everybody was Kung Foo Fight’n.” Everybody, I mean everybody is grooving. Shoulder rolling, moving to the funky beat.
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